Review on the EDGE: Enrique Igelsias
Oh, yes...no one is safe. Check out my review of Enrique Igelsias' new album Insominac, which is in stores today.
While Insomniac isn't a complete snoozer, there are moments of heavy narcolepsy...somebody give me a NoDoz! For example, "Push" is Enrique's weak attempt at hip-hop with a duet from D-list rapper Lil' Wayne. What's next, Ricky Martin doing a posthumous duet with Ole' Dirty Bastard? More snoozers continue and sometimes get laughable like in the yawner, "On Top of You", which sounds like the title of an early '90's gay porn that hasn't been transferred to DVD. Enrique sings, "Baby, you're going to love what I do when I'm on top of you." Really, Enrique? I guess after all those, as he said, "hurtful" 2005 rumors about his tiny penis and supposedly starting his own "small condom" line a song like that is necessary...? The first half of the CD is tragically uninspiring with thin vocals and music that resembles sound affects for an early '80's Atari video game.