Clay Cane is a New York City-based writer who is recognized for his contributions in journalism. Clay is a regular contributor for various print and online publications such as The Advocate and BET.com. He is the author of the highly anticipated novel Ball-Shaped World, which is a fictionalized account of the black and Latino ballroom scene. Also, he is the Entertainment Editor at BET.com and a member of New York Film Critics Online. He can be reached at claycane@gmail.com.


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    Thursday, February 21, 2008


    "Irreplaceable" rewritten by Clay Cane, dedicated with love to Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton

    To the left, to the left...
    To the left, to the left ...

    Mmmm, to the left, to the left
    Everything Hill owns in the box to the left
    All the people, they're Barack's votes

    Yes, he won it, bitch, don't touch (don't touch!)


    And keep using those tears, that's fine
    Could you cry and walk, at the same time?
    It's Obama's name, whippin' that ass

    Tax returns missing and now you have no cash


    Bill Clinton's on YouTube, telling me
    Obama's "fairytale" news, talking 'bout
    "Jesse Jackson won South Carolina too"

    I knew he was racist!

    You must not know 'bout Obama
    You must not know 'bout Obama
    We wouldn't have another Clinton for a minute
    Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)

    You must not know 'bout Obama
    You must not know 'bout Obama
    We don't want you here for tomorrow
    You should've never for a second got to thinkin'
    You were irreplaceable...


    Ten losses, right in a row
    Your campaign's fired so take Chelsea home

    Oops! You thought that we didn't know

    What do you think we're voting you out for?


    Because you were untrue…
    Voting for Iraq and Iran with the power we gave you
    Healthcare shouldn't be mandatory

    You bombed on healthcare in '93!


    Standing with Maxine Waters, telling me
    "No experience", how 'bout…
    He's got more bills passed than you!
    The First Lady is twisted...


    You must not know 'bout Obama

    You must not know 'bout Obama
    We wouldn't have another Clinton for a minute
    Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)

    You must not know 'bout Obama
    You must not know 'bout Obama
    We don't want you here for tomorrow
    You should've never for a second got to thinkin'
    You were irreplaceable...


    Now Negros aren't your everything (not Maya)
    I knew we were nothing (not Magic)

    Nothing at all to you (not 50, not Whoopi)
    Latinos are leaving you too
    "Adios Señorita Hill!"

    'Cause the truth of the matter is
    Replacing you is so easy

    To the left, to the left
    To the left, to the left

    Mmmm, to the left, to the left
    Everything you own in the box to the left

    You should've never for a second got to thinking
    You were irreplaceable...


    You must not know 'bout Obama
    You must not know 'bout Obama
    We wouldn't have another Clinton for a minute
    Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)


    You must not know 'bout Obama
    You must not know 'bout Obama

    We don't want another Clinton for tomorrow

    You should've never for a second got to thinking…


    You must not know 'bout Obama
    You must not know 'bout Obama
    We wouldn't have another Clinton for a minute
    Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)

    You can pack all your bags, you're finished (you must not know 'bout Obama)

    'Cause you bombed Iraq, now lay in it (you must not know 'bout Obama)
    We don't want you here for tomorrow
    You should've never for a second got to thinkin'
    You were irreplaceable...

    Rewrote by Clay Cane

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