D*ck will make you shoot somebody!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Well, it's true dick will make you kill somebody-- especially if it's a big one! Just a couple weeks ago, In Durban, South Africa, "three men were shot dead and two others critically wounded in a Durban tavern following an argument over the size of male genitals, police said on Thursday." Allegedly, a man of Indian descent made a comment about a white man's itsy bitsy wanker.
The argument apparently began when a patron of Indian descent made a comment about the size of a white patron's genitals while both were at the tavern's urinals.
An officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: "The white man went to the toilet and an Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his (that of the white man).
"The white man left the urinal and told his friends about what had happened and this is when the argument started."
Damn, dude says at the urinal, "Your hand is bigger than that pinky flesh of a shalong!" Well, this starts a race-dick war at the tavern.
Vulgarities were exchanged and then a group of five Indian men left the restaurant and all five returned with firearms.
Mngomezulu said: "The men opened fire and three victims aged between 30 and 55 years died on the spot. Another two were rushed to St Augustine's Hospital in a critical condition." ngomezulu said he believed that as the argument had developed between the two groups, it had possibly become racially motivated.
However, a senior staff member at restaurant, confirming the shooting said that the initial argument had been over genitals.
The men are definitely going to prison. I hope the dick was worth it -- they'll be getting more dick in prison!
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Posted by Clay ::
9:59 AM ::