Well, Bey did say how she craved to be Latina—here’s her chance! Bey could bring Chiquita Banana to the big screen by replacing her floppy weaves with a basket of fruit. With a lil’ bit of fudging history, (hey, it’s done with Beyonce’s writing credits!) Chiquita Banana could evolve into a working class hero who made the United Fruit Company a massive success by battling the plantations of Central America. Now, I know you might be worried about Beyonce with a Central American accent—but let’s not forget she did sing in French at the Oscars!
Isis from America's Next Top Model
Hey, playing a trans woman got
Felicity Hoffman an Oscar nomination, why not Bey? With powerful special effects, Beyonce could have a prosthetic penis and go through the drama of having to tuck—all while battling the stress of "smile with your eyes!" I see
Tina Knowles as
Tyra Banks and
Matthew Knowles as
Miss Jay—expect a SAG Award for best enesemble cast!
JJ Fad
Let's cut the budget, Bey could play all three girls of JJ Fad—MC J.B., Baby-D, and Sassy C. We already know from
Carmen: A Hip Hopera that the snatch popper is a gifted rapper. With Bey's innovative producing skills she could deliver several renditions of JJ Fad’s massive hit “Supersonic,” which would include the Sasha version, the gospel version, the hip-hop remix featuring
Jay-Z, the auto-tune version featuring
T-Pain, and let's not forget the Spanish version featuring
Marc Anthony,
Shakira, and
The Fantana Girls!
Toto from The Wizard of Oz
With Bey's amazing vocal abilities she surely could capture the manic bark of Toto as he flies through the tornado, meets the munchkins, and confronts the Wicked Witch of the West -- which would undoubtedly be played by the busty
Aretha Franklin. Plus, Beyonce could rock a vicious full body weave. Not only might this land Bey an Oscar nod, it could repair her relationship with PETA!
Damn! Damn! Damn! The Florida Evans Story
This role is made for Beyonce Knowles and has Academy Award written all over it. The trials of poor Florida battling through the drama of the projects, raising good Christian children, and delivering the classic line, which will surely eclipse Miss Sophia's "You told Harpo to beat me!" -- "Damn! Damn! Damn!" Of course,
Queen Latifah is in a shoe-in for James, chop off
Solange’s mane and she could be an easy fit for the little brother Michael,
Jay-Z as the one and only Jimmie Walker, "Dy-no-mite!"
Janet Jackson could revive her role as Penny. Beyonce would deliver an earth shattering version of the
Good Times theme song—of course she will get the writing credits because the truth will come out that Beyonce actually wrote the song while in the womb and telekinetically communicated the lyrics to the creators of
Good Times. Oscar nods across the board!
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